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<blockquote data-quote="flaboy-" data-source="post: 303862" data-attributes="member: 3688"><p>My hog has weight limit of 140 pounds on the back seat. I have seen some of them hogs carrying hogs. It ain't a pretty sight.</p><p></p><p>Yep, sometimes those hogs slip into then chaps, throw on a vest and think they lost 300 pounds. I hate to tell them it don't work that way.</p><p></p><p>Only Crowder could love a 450 pounder in chaps and now we know why. These are some laws on the books in Tennessee;</p><p>1. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. </p><p>2. The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin. </p><p>3. Driving is not to be done while asleep. </p><p>4. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Hear that Crowder?</p><p>5. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Duh, they have to tell them?</p><p></p><p>And in Memphis - It's illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="flaboy-, post: 303862, member: 3688"] My hog has weight limit of 140 pounds on the back seat. I have seen some of them hogs carrying hogs. It ain't a pretty sight. Yep, sometimes those hogs slip into then chaps, throw on a vest and think they lost 300 pounds. I hate to tell them it don't work that way. Only Crowder could love a 450 pounder in chaps and now we know why. These are some laws on the books in Tennessee; 1. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. 2. The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin. 3. Driving is not to be done while asleep. 4. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Hear that Crowder? 5. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Duh, they have to tell them? And in Memphis - It's illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. [/QUOTE]
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