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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 296518" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Well Ladies and Gentlemen,</p><p></p><p> As we begin to hit the campaign "Rail", I figger I better give you an idea of what may be headin' thru your town.</p><p></p><p>First off, Bigbull, there wont be no Coal to be shoveling, we're goin Diesel power. Them pretty Locomotives will be painted up right special for this glorious occaison. :shock: Rebel flags have been painted on all 3 engines, and will be operated by "Engineerettes" wearin' overalls and skimpy tank tops.</p><p></p><p>I just got back home from Hooter's in Nashville, just moments ago, (I'm serious) and have gotten pledges from a large number of the "Girls" to offer hostess services on the train. Ya'll wait til' you meet Nikki. One of the prettiest wimmens in the whole state.I then stopped at a local Starbucks, and in the drive-thru I meets one of the preetiest Yankee wimmens ever seen.Pamela!! She's a comin' too.Good gosh almighty!</p><p></p><p>The train consist is as follers:</p><p></p><p>Bar Car</p><p>Card Car</p><p>Follered by another Bar Car</p><p>Sleepin' Car</p><p>Observation Car (fully staffed via Hoooter's Gals)</p><p>Budweiser Tank Car</p><p>Bar Car</p><p>Cabo's Caboose</p><p></p><p>We plan to leave and pick up a feller in Mineral, Va. for full display of "Our" Flag.</p><p></p><p>We'll be makin whistle stops all over the Country, drumming up your support. :shock:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 296518, member: 1335"] Well Ladies and Gentlemen, As we begin to hit the campaign "Rail", I figger I better give you an idea of what may be headin' thru your town. First off, Bigbull, there wont be no Coal to be shoveling, we're goin Diesel power. Them pretty Locomotives will be painted up right special for this glorious occaison. :shock: Rebel flags have been painted on all 3 engines, and will be operated by "Engineerettes" wearin' overalls and skimpy tank tops. I just got back home from Hooter's in Nashville, just moments ago, (I'm serious) and have gotten pledges from a large number of the "Girls" to offer hostess services on the train. Ya'll wait til' you meet Nikki. One of the prettiest wimmens in the whole state.I then stopped at a local Starbucks, and in the drive-thru I meets one of the preetiest Yankee wimmens ever seen.Pamela!! She's a comin' too.Good gosh almighty! The train consist is as follers: Bar Car Card Car Follered by another Bar Car Sleepin' Car Observation Car (fully staffed via Hoooter's Gals) Budweiser Tank Car Bar Car Cabo's Caboose We plan to leave and pick up a feller in Mineral, Va. for full display of "Our" Flag. We'll be makin whistle stops all over the Country, drumming up your support. :shock: [/QUOTE]
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