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<blockquote data-quote="warpaint" data-source="post: 296256" data-attributes="member: 2793"><p>Due to some folks writin and callin us about not seein Crowder's name on their ballots in the recent election, we thought we ought to get out and edumacate some of ya'll citizens. (Seein as how this weren't no Presidential type election, ya'll weren't gonna see his name on no ballots.)</p><p></p><p>With that in mind, we are planning a whirlwind campaign tour thru 7 states in 7 days.</p><p>We was gonna go by plane but the cropduster couldn't hold more'n 1 other person, so's I come up with the idear to take a train, like them fellars did in the old days.</p><p></p><p>For the low. low price of 10,000 dollars a day, you can be a part of this event in history. For this generous donation to our cause, you will receive first class accomadations.</p><p>1. you will get a piller so's you can sleep right there on the bench you'll be sittin on.</p><p>2. you will get a potted meat sammich to share with your feller seat mate.</p><p>3. you will be allowed the oppurtunity to put wood in the stove, as it more'n likely will be gettin a mite chilly without winders.</p><p>4. one lucky contributor will get to shovel the coal to keep the steam up in the engine.</p><p></p><p>All who donate will also receive one of them fancy type straw hats with Crowder's name on the front.</p><p></p><p>For directions or to make your donations, write</p><p></p><p>Crowder for Pres.</p><p>BR549, Tenn.</p><p></p><p>Paid for by friends of Crowder for Pres.</p><p>Soons he reads this he'll appove this message!! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="warpaint, post: 296256, member: 2793"] Due to some folks writin and callin us about not seein Crowder's name on their ballots in the recent election, we thought we ought to get out and edumacate some of ya'll citizens. (Seein as how this weren't no Presidential type election, ya'll weren't gonna see his name on no ballots.) With that in mind, we are planning a whirlwind campaign tour thru 7 states in 7 days. We was gonna go by plane but the cropduster couldn't hold more'n 1 other person, so's I come up with the idear to take a train, like them fellars did in the old days. For the low. low price of 10,000 dollars a day, you can be a part of this event in history. For this generous donation to our cause, you will receive first class accomadations. 1. you will get a piller so's you can sleep right there on the bench you'll be sittin on. 2. you will get a potted meat sammich to share with your feller seat mate. 3. you will be allowed the oppurtunity to put wood in the stove, as it more'n likely will be gettin a mite chilly without winders. 4. one lucky contributor will get to shovel the coal to keep the steam up in the engine. All who donate will also receive one of them fancy type straw hats with Crowder's name on the front. For directions or to make your donations, write Crowder for Pres. BR549, Tenn. Paid for by friends of Crowder for Pres. Soons he reads this he'll appove this message!! :oops: [/QUOTE]
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