JDI
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There was this old maid from NY who finally decided in her early 60's that she was ready to marry. Her living in NY & being wealthy as she was, she put ads out in international news papers & magazines. She wanted a male in his late 50's or early 60's,never been married,never to have been with a woman before, for a friendship & possibly marriage at a later date.
Well, she got letters from all over the world answering her ad. She looked them over & answered a few she liked. She really liked this one from a man in Australia. The lady & the gentalman cooresponded for several month & she offered to fly him to NY for a meeting. After several days they hit it off really well so she decided she would rent him an apartment & he would stay for an extended visit.
This led in to about 5 mon. & they finally decided to marry. They had a big church wedding & went on their honeymoon. Upon arriving at the penthouse suite of this uptown hotel.The guy is read!!! So he goes in the the bathroom & shaves,cleans up, puts on his best aftershave. He comes out & his new bride goes into the bathroom & prepares for her wedding night also. Finest night gown money could buy. She comes out of the bathroom to find ALL the high priced furnishings in the penthouse all stacked in 1 corner of the room all the way to the ceiling. Her new husband is sitting on the floor naked with this stare in his eye.
She gets extremely upset & ask him what is going on. Why is all the furnishings in the corner. She ask why he had that look in his eye & she thought he had never been with a woman before. Why the strange goings on. He replied that he HAD never been with a woman before!!! BUT if a woman was anything like a Kangeroo he sure didn't intend to tear up all those furnishings!!!!!
Well, she got letters from all over the world answering her ad. She looked them over & answered a few she liked. She really liked this one from a man in Australia. The lady & the gentalman cooresponded for several month & she offered to fly him to NY for a meeting. After several days they hit it off really well so she decided she would rent him an apartment & he would stay for an extended visit.
This led in to about 5 mon. & they finally decided to marry. They had a big church wedding & went on their honeymoon. Upon arriving at the penthouse suite of this uptown hotel.The guy is read!!! So he goes in the the bathroom & shaves,cleans up, puts on his best aftershave. He comes out & his new bride goes into the bathroom & prepares for her wedding night also. Finest night gown money could buy. She comes out of the bathroom to find ALL the high priced furnishings in the penthouse all stacked in 1 corner of the room all the way to the ceiling. Her new husband is sitting on the floor naked with this stare in his eye.
She gets extremely upset & ask him what is going on. Why is all the furnishings in the corner. She ask why he had that look in his eye & she thought he had never been with a woman before. Why the strange goings on. He replied that he HAD never been with a woman before!!! BUT if a woman was anything like a Kangeroo he sure didn't intend to tear up all those furnishings!!!!!
