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<blockquote data-quote="Alan" data-source="post: 1243151" data-attributes="member: 378"><p>An old Bill Clinton era joke:</p><p></p><p>Air Force one crashes with Bill, Al and Hillary all aboard, all onboard were killed. Bill, Al and Hillary find them standing infront of God high on his throne. God looks at Bill And asks "who are you and what have you done?" Bill replies "I'm Bill Clinton, president of the United States, the most powerful man in the world." God motions to Bill and says, " you belong beside me on my right hand side, have the seat to my right." God turns to Al and asks "who are you and what have you done?" Al replies "I'm Al Gore, Vice President of the United States, the second most powerful man in the world". God motions to Al and says "you belong next to me on my left hand side, take the seat to my left". God turns to Hillary and asks her, " who are you and wh......" Hillary interupts God and states, " Never mind that! Your in my chair!"</p><p></p><p>Sorry for the hijack GB. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alan, post: 1243151, member: 378"] An old Bill Clinton era joke: Air Force one crashes with Bill, Al and Hillary all aboard, all onboard were killed. Bill, Al and Hillary find them standing infront of God high on his throne. God looks at Bill And asks "who are you and what have you done?" Bill replies "I'm Bill Clinton, president of the United States, the most powerful man in the world." God motions to Bill and says, " you belong beside me on my right hand side, have the seat to my right." God turns to Al and asks "who are you and what have you done?" Al replies "I'm Al Gore, Vice President of the United States, the second most powerful man in the world". God motions to Al and says "you belong next to me on my left hand side, take the seat to my left". God turns to Hillary and asks her, " who are you and wh......" Hillary interupts God and states, " Never mind that! Your in my chair!" Sorry for the hijack GB. :oops: [/QUOTE]
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