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<blockquote data-quote="inyati13" data-source="post: 1222014" data-attributes="member: 17767"><p>Wow! There are much more likely causes of death. I just ran the numbers:</p><p></p><p>1:678,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by an asteroid.</p><p>1:256,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by your bull.</p><p>1:234,000 chance of being killed in your bed by a car driven by a drunk TexasBred.</p><p>1:78,000 chance of being killed in your bed by Muslin Terrorist who have mistaken you for Highgrit.</p><p>1:9,564 chance of being killed in your bed by your wife who thinks you are having an affair with one of the heifers.</p><p>1:450 chance of being killed in your bed by a tree that was cut down by Shyhightree because you upset the Great Spirit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="inyati13, post: 1222014, member: 17767"] Wow! There are much more likely causes of death. I just ran the numbers: 1:678,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by an asteroid. 1:256,000,000 chance of being killed in your bed by your bull. 1:234,000 chance of being killed in your bed by a car driven by a drunk TexasBred. 1:78,000 chance of being killed in your bed by Muslin Terrorist who have mistaken you for Highgrit. 1:9,564 chance of being killed in your bed by your wife who thinks you are having an affair with one of the heifers. 1:450 chance of being killed in your bed by a tree that was cut down by Shyhightree because you upset the Great Spirit. [/QUOTE]
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