randiliana
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John and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Vancouver. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. John said "Man, I wished we had something to drink!" Jim says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. Infact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" John says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says," I feel great too. You don't have a hangover?" John says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff!...No hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more ofter." Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing...Have you farted yet? "No..." "Well DON"T. I'm in Thunder Bay!"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. Infact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" John says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says," I feel great too. You don't have a hangover?" John says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff!...No hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more ofter." Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing...Have you farted yet? "No..." "Well DON"T. I'm in Thunder Bay!"
