Night Light
At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical. All of his
tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, ever ything looks great physically. How are
you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do
you
have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "Yeah, God and me are tight. He knows that I have
poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the
night
to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done...
(poof) the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he
said,
"George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during
the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when
he is through... (poof) the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical. All of his
tests came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, ever ything looks great physically. How are
you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do
you
have a good relationship with God?"
George replied, "Yeah, God and me are tight. He knows that I have
poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the
night
to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done...
(poof) the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he
said,
"George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during
the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when
he is through... (poof) the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
