NEW SUPERMARKET

[Tommy Ruyle]

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister tokeep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. :shock:

 

[jw]

Sounds like one of those upscale Wal-marts.

 

[warpaint]

Well there goes the baked tater!

(to MikeC) sour cream and chives.

 

[Anonymous]

our "new" supermarket is a 240 year old plantation house :lol:

 

[Beefy]

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister tokeep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. :shock:

i dont think most people today would "get" the significance of those sounds and smells.

 

[msscamp]

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister tokeep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. :shock:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

 

[chrisy]

go to the clothes peg aisle first.. :roll: :lol: :lol: