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<blockquote data-quote="Caustic Burno" data-source="post: 181481" data-attributes="member: 694"><p>Hearings</p><p></p><p>></p><p>> New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits</p><p>></p><p>> 1300.01 GENERAL</p><p>></p><p>> 1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest </p><p>> attorneys.</p><p>></p><p>> 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use </p><p>> of currency as bait is prohibited.</p><p>></p><p>> 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally </p><p>> struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car</p><p>wash.</p><p>></p><p>> 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow </p><p>> machine, helicopter, or aircraft.</p><p>></p><p>> 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free </p><p>> Perrier"</p><p>> for the purpose of trapping attorneys.</p><p>></p><p>> 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW </p><p>> dealerships.</p><p>></p><p>> 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, </p><p>> prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.</p><p>></p><p>> 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of </p><p>> courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or</p><p>hospitals.</p><p>></p><p>> 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a </p><p>> felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.</p><p>></p><p>> 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department </p><p>> inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.</p><p>></p><p>> 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a </p><p>> reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident </p><p>> victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting</p><p>attorneys.</p><p>></p><p>> BAG LIMITS</p><p>></p><p>> 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2</p><p>> 2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3</p><p>> 3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5</p><p>> 4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2</p><p>> 5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT</p><p>> 6. Cut-throat 2</p><p>> 7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2</p><p>> 8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2</p><p>> 9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Caustic Burno, post: 181481, member: 694"] Hearings > > New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits > > 1300.01 GENERAL > > 1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest > attorneys. > > 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use > of currency as bait is prohibited. > > 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally > struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. > > 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow > machine, helicopter, or aircraft. > > 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free > Perrier" > for the purpose of trapping attorneys. > > 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW > dealerships. > > 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, > prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. > > 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of > courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. > > 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a > felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. > > 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department > inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin. > > 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a > reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident > victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. > > BAG LIMITS > > 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2 > 2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3 > 3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5 > 4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2 > 5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT > 6. Cut-throat 2 > 7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2 > 8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2 > 9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty [/QUOTE]
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