Caustic Burno
Well-known member
Hearings
>
> New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits
>
> 1300.01 GENERAL
>
> 1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest
> attorneys.
>
> 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use
> of currency as bait is prohibited.
>
> 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally
> struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car
wash.
>
> 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow
> machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
>
> 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free
> Perrier"
> for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
>
> 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW
> dealerships.
>
> 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
> prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
>
> 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
> courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or
hospitals.
>
> 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a
> felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
>
> 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
> inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
>
> 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a
> reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident
> victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
attorneys.
>
> BAG LIMITS
>
> 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
> 2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
> 3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
> 4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
> 5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
> 6. Cut-throat 2
> 7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
> 8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
> 9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty
>
> New State of Texas Hunting laws - Attorney season and bag limits
>
> 1300.01 GENERAL
>
> 1. Any person with a valid Texas State hunting license may harvest
> attorneys.
>
> 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use
> of currency as bait is prohibited.
>
> 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally
> struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car
wash.
>
> 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow
> machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
>
> 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free
> Perrier"
> for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
>
> 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW
> dealerships.
>
> 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
> prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
>
> 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
> courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or
hospitals.
>
> 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a
> felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.
>
> 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
> inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
>
> 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a
> reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident
> victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
attorneys.
>
> BAG LIMITS
>
> 1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
> 2. Two-faced Tort Feasor 3
> 3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 5
> 4. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
> 5. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
> 6. Cut-throat 2
> 7. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
> 8. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
> 9. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 bounty
