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<blockquote data-quote="inyati13" data-source="post: 1157935" data-attributes="member: 17767"><p>First, I saw this on my cell phone while mowing this morning and I LMAO. It is clever humor IMO. GB, thanks for the laugh.</p><p></p><p>Second, as a result of a PM I received, I want to apologize to cowgirl8. As a Pagan, I cannot support the veracity of my testimony with an oath before God. I will do this: I hope I die in my sleep tonight if I posted this with even the slightest malice toward you. It was hoped that it would provide someone a laugh or at least a smile. I have freely admitted that when I joined Cattle Today, the only opening they had at the time was CLOWN. I take that role very seriously.</p><p></p><p>I wonder sometimes. Why so many people that I cross paths with take life so seriously that they fail to reward themselves with the humor all around them. Philosophically, am I that far removed from other people? In the four years I have been on this forum, I have had many thoughts about the culture here. Most people express their opinions as if those "opinions" were laws of physics. I love Jogeephus, but I would not want to live in the world as he would have it to be. I love Deepsouth, but I would not want to live in a world that forced his righteous views on me. And Bez ( the Lion Tamer ) preaches his iron clad rhetoric like it comes to him "on loan from God". Bullshyt. That's my opinion of Bez. You are welcome to crawl on your belly in worship of him if it so pleases you.</p><p></p><p>All I know is this: I like being your court jester. Don't take me too seriously because I do not take myself very serious. I hope I die in my sleep tonight if the following statement is not true to the best of my knowledge. I believe that when I am dead, I will be a long time dead. I want to enjoy every moment I have until my time is used up. Then, I will bow before the ancient ritual of returning to the raw elements of the Universe. Don't pray for me. Don't tell me how sad this is. I am at peace with what I believe. Just do the one thing that I love most, laugh at me.</p><p></p><p>Cowgirl8, you did not do anything to me. I guess on this ocasion you provided the best material for a joke that came to my mind. I will not do it again unless you do something that makes it irresistible. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="inyati13, post: 1157935, member: 17767"] First, I saw this on my cell phone while mowing this morning and I LMAO. It is clever humor IMO. GB, thanks for the laugh. Second, as a result of a PM I received, I want to apologize to cowgirl8. As a Pagan, I cannot support the veracity of my testimony with an oath before God. I will do this: I hope I die in my sleep tonight if I posted this with even the slightest malice toward you. It was hoped that it would provide someone a laugh or at least a smile. I have freely admitted that when I joined Cattle Today, the only opening they had at the time was CLOWN. I take that role very seriously. I wonder sometimes. Why so many people that I cross paths with take life so seriously that they fail to reward themselves with the humor all around them. Philosophically, am I that far removed from other people? In the four years I have been on this forum, I have had many thoughts about the culture here. Most people express their opinions as if those "opinions" were laws of physics. I love Jogeephus, but I would not want to live in the world as he would have it to be. I love Deepsouth, but I would not want to live in a world that forced his righteous views on me. And Bez ( the Lion Tamer ) preaches his iron clad rhetoric like it comes to him "on loan from God". Bullshyt. That's my opinion of Bez. You are welcome to crawl on your belly in worship of him if it so pleases you. All I know is this: I like being your court jester. Don't take me too seriously because I do not take myself very serious. I hope I die in my sleep tonight if the following statement is not true to the best of my knowledge. I believe that when I am dead, I will be a long time dead. I want to enjoy every moment I have until my time is used up. Then, I will bow before the ancient ritual of returning to the raw elements of the Universe. Don't pray for me. Don't tell me how sad this is. I am at peace with what I believe. Just do the one thing that I love most, laugh at me. Cowgirl8, you did not do anything to me. I guess on this ocasion you provided the best material for a joke that came to my mind. I will not do it again unless you do something that makes it irresistible. :D [/QUOTE]
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