Never Wrestle With A Pig.....

[Just_a_girl]

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. Cyrus Ching

 

[Farmhand]

Oh I have to disagree. Pig wrestlin' is a hoot!! We supply the pigs for the annual hog mud wrestlin' event at the county fair. Draws a tremendous crowd and had to start limiting the number of entries or we'd be there all week.

 

[Calman]

Last year I was disking the field getting ready for wheat.
saw this pig about 5lbs running in front of the tractor. mind you i was in the middle of the field, and didn't see any other hogs around.so I jumped out and proceeded to catch it.got it and it was like having the tasmaning devil in my arms.
sqaulling so loud it was hurting my ears. so i clamped it's mouthshut and when i did i heard more comotion. looked toward the racket and saw a sow seriously headed toward me and the pig.couldn't have weighed over probably 300lbs.but i would have sworn she was the same size as my bull.needless to say i droped the little pig and this old man can do some serious running when needed. didn't take no time at all to get back up in that ol green tractor.


Cal

 

[ALACOWMAN]

You ever tried to ride one ? they are like riding a bull and bronc at the same time :cboy:

 

[Farmhand]

I sure can't get an 8 second ride! :lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

I sure can't get an 8 second ride! :lol:

Talking about somthing going in every direction at once they need to and this event to the rodeo roster.course they would have too shorten the time limit ;-)

 

[Just_a_girl]

I sure can't get an 8 second ride! :lol:

Talking about somthing going in every direction at once they need to and this event to the rodeo roster.course they would have too shorten the time limit ;-)

That would be so funny to watch. You going try it? :lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Heck no ive got enough ol broken bones from my early years. right now both arm are going to sleep when i lay on my side from a horse falling with me a few years ago just dread going to the doctor my pi$$ and vinager is slowly being replaced with extra strength bayer and icey hot ;-)

 

[Caustic Burno]

Heck no ive got enough ol broken bones from my early years. right now both arm are going to sleep when i lay on my side from a horse falling with me a few years ago just dread going to the doctor my pi$$ and vinager is slowly being replaced with extra strength bayer and icey hot ;-)

Boy that ain't no joke wished I had never ridin that first bull, I was ten feet tall and bulletproof then. I am paying for them stompins now.

 

[Ryder]

Heck no ive got enough ol broken bones from my early years. right now both arm are going to sleep when i lay on my side from a horse falling with me a few years ago just dread going to the doctor my pi$$ and vinager is slowly being replaced with extra strength bayer and icey hot ;-)

I hear you!
Medical doctors want to run tests for everything else instead of listening to you tell them what's wrong. I told him my knees hurt because of horses falling on them and bulls stomping on them. He wanted to run tests to see if I had gout :?:
Chiropractors try to keep you coming back forever if you have insurance. :!:
Accupncture wasn't too bad at first, but the last time, oh my gosh. :stop:
JMO

 

[Just_a_girl]

Heck no ive got enough ol broken bones from my early years. right now both arm are going to sleep when i lay on my side from a horse falling with me a few years ago just dread going to the doctor my pi$$ and vinager is slowly being replaced with extra strength bayer and icey hot ;-)

Boy that ain't no joke wished I had never ridin that first bull, I was ten feet tall and bulletproof then. I am paying for them stompins now.

Didn't anyone try to warn you that the aches and pains of your youth would catch up with you later on down the road? They did me, but I didn't listen either.

But if you do decide to wrestle a pig then make sure you post some pictures. :lol: