NEVER CHEAT ON HILLBILLY WOMAN!!!!!

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Tommy Ruyle

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A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up hillbilly was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want." :shock: :shock: :shock:
 
:eek: :shock: good one you go girl......
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Hey yall! I still peek in and read but rarely have time to post, but this was just too good to pass up! This is the best idea I heard in a long long time!!! I will keep it in mind for sure just in case the man does wrong. :p
cept i think ill give him scissors instead of a saw. Yup! :p
 
RebelCritter":53wh5vfv said:
Hey yall! I still peek in and read but rarely have time to post, but this was just too good to pass up! This is the best idea I heard in a long long time!!! I will keep it in mind for sure just in case the man does wrong. :p
cept i think ill give him scissors instead of a saw. Yup! :p

Now critter ya done went and ruined the image I had of you. Why not just give him a rusty old hand saw. :shock: And to think I was going to give you a ride to Crowders shindig back when.
 
So long as you be good then you have nothin to worry bout! Just keep in mind the consequences if there is any misbehavin! :lol:
 
I luv herfrds":3f6gh8q8 said:
Come on give him a butter knife. ;-)
i was thinkin one of those little files on the nail clippers... or better yet, nail clippers themselves! :lol:

just kidding boys we love ya too much!
 

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