Never Argue With A Woman ~

[angie1]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, MM decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside MM and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies.

'You 're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'.

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says MM.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. :nod:

 

[Alice]

:lol2: :clap: :lol2: :clap: :lol2: :clap:

Alice

 

[MistyMorning]

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. :nod:

Angel, make that your next sig line! :nod:

 

[Alice]

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. :nod:

Angel, make that your next sig line! :nod:

Again, :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

Alice

 

[kerley]

A intelligent man never argues with a woman. Even when he thinks he won, he lost. A lesson learned the first year of my marriage. Tom :cboy:

 

[angie1]

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. :nod:

Angel, make that your next sig line! :nod:

Not Angel MM! "Sweetness and Light" remember?
Do i have to drag out your stage name......er...I mean alias?

 

[mnmtranching]

Well...Yup... :lol:

 

[Alice]

A intelligent man never argues with a woman. Even when he thinks he won, he lost. A lesson learned the first year of my marriage. Tom :cboy:

You be a quick study, Tom! Good on you!

Alice

 

[angie1]

A intelligent man never argues with a woman. Even when he thinks he won, he lost. A lesson learned the first year of my marriage. Tom :cboy:

Yeah ~ maybe you could give courses to the others! :help:

 

[grannysoo]

A intelligent man never argues with a woman. Even when he thinks he won, he lost. A lesson learned the first year of my marriage. Tom :cboy:

I learned that too. And when you actually do win the argument, you loose big time.

 

[flaboy]

You can't argue with a woman that is for sure. You can't ignore them either or they get po'd. So what is man to do? Oh, I know. Get a dog and horse. The dog will never argue and horse don't get mad if you ride it. :lol2:

 

[pdfangus]

You can't argue with a woman that is for sure. You can't ignore them either or they get po'd. So what is man to do? Oh, I know. Get a dog and horse. The dog will never argue and horse don't get mad if you ride it. :lol2:

Most are POed for no known reason anyway and then they expect men to figure out why they are mad or upset or distressed and take some action to remedy their mood.

Too much trouble when you realize that the cycle will start all over again in about 30 seconds.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Dave]

Arguing with a woman is like wrestling with a pig....... you both end up covered with mud but the pig likes it.

My dog never argues and is always happy to see me. I find my dog to be much better company than most women. It could just be me but I don't care because I am happy. :tiphat:

 

[chrisy]

good one angie

 

[1982vett]

 

[Horticattleman]

wamp waaaamp waaaammmmpppp

 

[jfont]

Proved mine wrong the other day, she stayed mad at me for several hours, didn't apologise, and toward the end I felt like it was my fault. But deep down ..she knows I won :banana:

 

[chrisy]

Proved mine wrong the other day, she stayed mad at me for several hours, didn't apologise, and toward the end I felt like it was my fault. But deep down ..she knows I won :banana:

just a little insight not giving to much away BUT that is what she wants you to think deep down, never she is always right, confused you will be..... :? :lol2: :lol2:

 

[pdfangus]

Proved mine wrong the other day, she stayed mad at me for several hours, didn't apologise, and toward the end I felt like it was my fault. But deep down ..she knows I won :banana:

just a little insight not giving to much away BUT that is what she wants you to think deep down, never she is always right, confused you will be..... :? :lol2: :lol2:

Yeah.....
with women it is all about the mind games.....

Us men are simple creatures
food shelter and ocassional pet on the head and pat on the back and we are normally happy.

With women it is all about dominance and being the lead mare in the herd.