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[rkm]

How about; single b\w female looking for AI tech with HUGE arm.

 

[certherfbeef]

Those California cows don't have nothing on me...

But I like Beefy's the best so far.

 

[VanC]

http://www.peopletoday.com

 

[aplusmnt]

www.peopletoday.com

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can see the conversations,

Do you let People pet you? Or do you run them off?

Do you prefer being fed grass only or out of a Sack?

It is so hot, I wish I had been born with a little Brahman in me?

Does anyone else have bad nightmares about Hoss Cartwright?

Do you prefer slick sheered or groomed?

Do you prefer a live bull or A.I. technician?

 

[J. T.]

How about; single b\w female looking for AI tech with HUGE arm.

Never been to a proctologist, huh?

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

Oh you must be the bull Caustic named.

 

[Beefy]

Demetrius on IM: " How YOU mooin?"

 

[backhoeboogie]

"Dear Abby, I just discovered my new owner is a Hobby Farmer........."

 

[aplusmnt]

Got to say these are my two favorites, pretty Funny!

"What was Milkmaids e-mail address again?"

Single B/W female looking for stud of my dreams

 

[Angus Cattle Shower]

Sooooo thats why the world went this way... someone really screwed up!!! Glad I'm no having to put up with it...

 

[Hippie Rancher]

:lol: :lol:

aplusmnt :clap: :clap: :lol2: :drink: :hat:

 

[RedneckWoman]

"Cow-puting is for the birds!"

 

[Chris H]

Hunt & peck is for the birds, I'm taking typing next semester.

and another:

Through one more firewall and I'm out of this pasture onto the information superhighway!

and another:

Wow! They can come up with wireless internet connections but they can't put warming units in milkers.

 

[IHeartCows]

Dear Blogspot,

You know, I really appreciate my owner. She isn't a full time rancher or broker. She just has a few of us as a hobby. You know what that means?? She'll get to attached to us and won't eat us or sell us! How awesome is that?! I have such a great life. She feeds me bread and brushes my hair. I'll have to make sure this next calf I have for her is a good'un.

 

[chrisy]

'Coffee shop' well were's the coffee.

 

[dun]

After seeing the picture of the bull from the movie, I wondr if it's "Boy, look at the great udder on that bull, he's really hung!"

dun

 

[1848]

Here is my guess at what Larson might say:

"wewewe./bnuil;l;sdhjopp[./cvopm,"

(Bessy quickly learns that the cloven hoof is not well suited for the keyboard)

 

[Nowland Farms]

Here'w what I thought of -----


"Damm Amatures, they'll post anything on the Cattletoday website"

 

[aplusmnt]

Posting Thread on CattleToday: "I am new and am looking for the best gentle cattle to raise as pets"?

{thinking to her self} heeheee Tomorrow I will post something about Subsidies or Hobby Farms, dang I love getting these humans worked up

 

[*Cowgirl*]

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