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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 1258597" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>There are also people that can;t tell even a funny joke and make anyone laugh.</p><p>An example:</p><p>A guy got sentenced to life in prison and on his first day he was pretty nervous among a bunch of other lifers. That evening someon yelled out 23, everyone laughed but him. Another guy yelled 67, everyone laughed but him. This went on for a while and he finally askwed his cellmate what the deal was. His cellmate told him that they were all lilfers in there and had told every joke imaginable for years so they assigned a number to each joke. When somone called out a number they would think of the joke and laugh. He decided to give it a try. He yelled 42, not a sound, he yelled 59, not a sound. He tried a couple of more times and never a peep from the other lifers. He asked his cellmate if those weren't good jokes. The guy said "Oh, they;re great jokes. But you know how it is, some people just can;t tell a joke"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 1258597, member: 34"] There are also people that can;t tell even a funny joke and make anyone laugh. An example: A guy got sentenced to life in prison and on his first day he was pretty nervous among a bunch of other lifers. That evening someon yelled out 23, everyone laughed but him. Another guy yelled 67, everyone laughed but him. This went on for a while and he finally askwed his cellmate what the deal was. His cellmate told him that they were all lilfers in there and had told every joke imaginable for years so they assigned a number to each joke. When somone called out a number they would think of the joke and laugh. He decided to give it a try. He yelled 42, not a sound, he yelled 59, not a sound. He tried a couple of more times and never a peep from the other lifers. He asked his cellmate if those weren't good jokes. The guy said "Oh, they;re great jokes. But you know how it is, some people just can;t tell a joke" [/QUOTE]
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