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<blockquote data-quote="callmefence" data-source="post: 1602923" data-attributes="member: 24947"><p>Cougars can't survive here. With the hogs, rattlesnakes fireants, African bees, eared cattle and thorns it's just to rough for em. </p><p>Last time I saw one I was panning gold nuggets out of the bar ditch when one runs out on the road. Now only one car goes down this road Evey few weeks. Just so happens one comes along and hits that ol lion(that's what we call em) blows out a tire. These three young blonde girls get out, and after I fix the tire they offer to fulfill any fantasy I wish. I tells em I'm all tuckered out from helping my neighbor work his 1800 calves between breakfast and lunch today. Plus I'm married, plus I had all those kinda fantasy's taken care of back in my pro rodeo days......then I thought a minute....I says y'all ever stretched any barbwire....</p><p>That's the story of the last lion I saw, and how I got the wire stretched on the Godwin place..................... :hat:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="callmefence, post: 1602923, member: 24947"] Cougars can't survive here. With the hogs, rattlesnakes fireants, African bees, eared cattle and thorns it's just to rough for em. Last time I saw one I was panning gold nuggets out of the bar ditch when one runs out on the road. Now only one car goes down this road Evey few weeks. Just so happens one comes along and hits that ol lion(that's what we call em) blows out a tire. These three young blonde girls get out, and after I fix the tire they offer to fulfill any fantasy I wish. I tells em I'm all tuckered out from helping my neighbor work his 1800 calves between breakfast and lunch today. Plus I'm married, plus I had all those kinda fantasy's taken care of back in my pro rodeo days......then I thought a minute....I says y'all ever stretched any barbwire.... That's the story of the last lion I saw, and how I got the wire stretched on the Godwin place..................... :hat: [/QUOTE]
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