RebelCritter
Well-known member
MURPHY'S 15 OTHER LAWS...
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> 1. Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear
> bright until you hear them speak.
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> 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong - a tax is a fine for doing well.
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> 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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> 4. A day without sunshine is like - night.
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> 5. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
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> 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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> 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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> 8. The 50-50-90 rule - Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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> 9. If you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some idiot
> will try to pass them.
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> 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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> 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
> those who got there first.
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> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
> and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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> 13. Flashlight - a case for holding dead batteries.
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> 14 . The shin bone - a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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> 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
> twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>
>
> 1. Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear
> bright until you hear them speak.
>
>
> 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong - a tax is a fine for doing well.
>
>
> 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
>
> 4. A day without sunshine is like - night.
>
>
> 5. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
>
>
> 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
>
>
> 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
>
>
> 8. The 50-50-90 rule - Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
>
> 9. If you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some idiot
> will try to pass them.
>
>
> 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
>
>
> 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
> those who got there first.
>
>
> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
> and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
>
>
> 13. Flashlight - a case for holding dead batteries.
>
>
> 14 . The shin bone - a device for finding furniture in the dark.
>
>
> 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
> twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
>
