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<blockquote data-quote="brownmule" data-source="post: 448649" data-attributes="member: 3131"><p>yeah it's rainy and cold, too nasty to cut fence post so im surfing... ran on to this. some of these i can relate LOL</p><p></p><p>Glossary of Mule Terms</p><p>Hock: Financial condition of all mule owners.</p><p></p><p>Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big trail ride.</p><p></p><p>A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop.</p><p></p><p>Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your mule with something to chew on.</p><p></p><p>Mule Auction: What you think of having after your mule bucks you off.</p><p></p><p>Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored mules left unattended for 2 minutes.</p><p></p><p>Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week.</p><p></p><p>Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles.</p><p></p><p>Lunging: Popular training method in which a mule exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy.</p><p></p><p>Gallop: Customary gait a mule chooses when returning back to the barn.</p><p></p><p>Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him.</p><p></p><p>Colic: Gastro-intestinal result of eating at mule fair food stands.</p><p></p><p>Jack: What your mare gives you when you want a mollly.</p><p></p><p>Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader.</p><p></p><p>Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall.</p><p></p><p>Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able".</p><p></p><p>Endurance Ride: End result when your mule spooks and runs away with you.</p><p></p><p>Hives: What you get when receive the vet bill for your 6 mules, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey.</p><p></p><p>Hobbles: Walking gait of a mule owner after their foot has been stepped on by their mule.</p><p></p><p>Hay: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.</p><p></p><p>Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters.</p><p></p><p>Light Cribber: We can't afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="brownmule, post: 448649, member: 3131"] yeah it's rainy and cold, too nasty to cut fence post so im surfing... ran on to this. some of these i can relate LOL Glossary of Mule Terms Hock: Financial condition of all mule owners. Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big trail ride. A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop. Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your mule with something to chew on. Mule Auction: What you think of having after your mule bucks you off. Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored mules left unattended for 2 minutes. Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week. Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles. Lunging: Popular training method in which a mule exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy. Gallop: Customary gait a mule chooses when returning back to the barn. Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him. Colic: Gastro-intestinal result of eating at mule fair food stands. Jack: What your mare gives you when you want a mollly. Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader. Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall. Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able". Endurance Ride: End result when your mule spooks and runs away with you. Hives: What you get when receive the vet bill for your 6 mules, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey. Hobbles: Walking gait of a mule owner after their foot has been stepped on by their mule. Hay: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure. Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters. Light Cribber: We can't afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs. [/QUOTE]
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