Victoria
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I started out with nothing and I have most of it left.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG! it happened.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I started out with nothing and I have most of it left.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG! it happened.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.
