Dave
Well-known member
This morning I am getting to be an "expert witness" in a civil trial. Oh what fun!!!! I didn't volunteer for this.
So I arrive on time to give my testimony. Then the lawyer comes out and says it might be an hour or two because they are arguing if a engineer and I who actually went out to this site will even be allowed to testify. So now I wait...... I already have about three days time in preparing for this. And now I get to wait to see if I even get to testify. I even put on a white shirt and a clean pair of jeans this morning. Looking all respectable for court and such. I decided the reason they check for weapons at the court house is not to protect the general public but to keep the general public from opening season on lawyers. Good thing I have CT to kill the time.
So I arrive on time to give my testimony. Then the lawyer comes out and says it might be an hour or two because they are arguing if a engineer and I who actually went out to this site will even be allowed to testify. So now I wait...... I already have about three days time in preparing for this. And now I get to wait to see if I even get to testify. I even put on a white shirt and a clean pair of jeans this morning. Looking all respectable for court and such. I decided the reason they check for weapons at the court house is not to protect the general public but to keep the general public from opening season on lawyers. Good thing I have CT to kill the time.