Tommy Ruyle
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A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this Absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the Husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and Walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the #@!! was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get Divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering In Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infinity or Lexus in The garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe o n his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies. :shock:
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the #@!! was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get Divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering In Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infinity or Lexus in The garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe o n his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies. :shock:
