MILKMAN & THE BLOND
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She
left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the
milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she
probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the
point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and
beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
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The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on
my eyes.'
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She
left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the
milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she
probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the
point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and
beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS...
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on
my eyes.'
