>A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just
>opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go
>to choose a husband from among many men.
>Among the instructions at the entrance, is a
>description of how the store operates.
>
>There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes
>of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
>flights. There is, however, a catch....
>
>As you open the door to any floor, you may choose
>any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,
>you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
>So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store
>to find a husband......
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
>with
>the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
>floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
>solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store
>opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go
>to choose a husband from among many men.
>Among the instructions at the entrance, is a
>description of how the store operates.
>
>There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes
>of the men increase as the shopper ascends the
>flights. There is, however, a catch....
>
>As you open the door to any floor, you may choose
>any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor,
>you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
>So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store
>to find a husband......
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help
>with
>the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
>floor and the sign reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
>solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store
