Maxine's words of wisdom

CKC1586

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Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? and belly button rings.

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
 
the picture in my head of an 85 year old woman with a few tattoos, a stud in her nose, her ears pierced 5 times, perhaps a ring in the eye brow, and one in the belly button is not pretty! Hopefully by then atleast the super low rise jeans that you can see her thong peeking from will have gone out of style!
 
boy, i hate to admit it, but part of that is me. my tattoo is gonna sag (eventually) and my earrings (all 9 of them) will be a little out of place. no belly button ring (yet) or nose ring or eyebrow ring.
 
Sad part about it, I've got an Aunt we nick named Maxine...She's 87 and a pistol! It's a lot like having the "fruitcake Lady" live and in person. :o
 

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