chrisy
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A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Fallujah when they
came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway here and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein is a miserable low-life."
He yelled back, "Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk."
So I said, "Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
ugly, mean-spirited lesbian!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary
Clinton!"
"And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."
came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a
similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
the highway here and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein is a miserable low-life."
He yelled back, "Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk."
So I said, "Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
ugly, mean-spirited lesbian!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary
Clinton!"
"And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."
