Look quickly before its gone

[lavacarancher]

Please take this in the spirit it was presented. It's a joke, in case some of you can't figure it out.


The World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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OUR WHITE BOYFRIENDS

By The Kardashians

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THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros

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OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW WE HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"

______________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

_____________________________________

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

_______________________________________

OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony

_________________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

and foreword by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

____________________________________________________

HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

___________________________________________________

MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

I hope I didn't leave anyone out.

 

[Cabo]

All of those books would fit on an old 5" floppy.

 

[greybeard]

there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

 

[Alan]

there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

I know.

 

[ohiosteve]

there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

I know.

I thought I knew, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[tripleBfarms]

there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

I know.

I thought I knew, but now I'm not so sure.

I know that I don't know.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

 

[ALACOWMAN]

standing in line at the dollar store. mag rack full of kim kardasian on the covers. fellow next to me must of thought i was gay.. cause he said looking at her, thats what we need.. i said i wouldnt touch that trash with a 10 ft pole...

 

[pdfangus]

I know nothing......

sgt Schultz

 

[melking]

I used to know.

 

[HDRider]

Yes, yes, yes!

 

[Cabo]

standing in line at the dollar store. mag rack full of kim kardasian on the covers. fellow next to me must of thought i was gay.. cause he said looking at her, thats what we need.. i said i wouldnt touch that trash with a 10 ft pole...

We have the same opinion of her, white trash!!!

 

[skeeter swatter]

standing in line at the dollar store. mag rack full of kim kardasian on the covers. fellow next to me must of thought i was gay.. cause he said looking at her, thats what we need.. i said i wouldnt touch that trash with a 10 ft pole...

We have the same opinion of her, white trash!!!

Wasn't sure if she was white, but agree on the trashy.

 

[Nesikep]

You're missing one sequel

"Men who'd date Ellen Degeneres or Rosie O'Donnell"