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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 931510" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>A few more funny musings: </p><p></p><p>Funny Musings</p><p></p><p>- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. </p><p></p><p>- I had amnesia once -- or twice </p><p></p><p>- I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. </p><p></p><p>- Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. </p><p></p><p>- All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. </p><p></p><p>- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. </p><p></p><p>- If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. </p><p></p><p>- What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? </p><p></p><p>- They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. </p><p></p><p>- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.</p><p></p><p>- Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. </p><p></p><p>- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. </p><p></p><p>- What if there were no hypothetical questions? </p><p></p><p>- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. </p><p></p><p>-Where does your lap go when you stand up? </p><p></p><p>-How far is up?</p><p></p><p>-What is the speed of dark?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 931510, member: 6897"] A few more funny musings: Funny Musings - I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - I had amnesia once -- or twice - I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. - All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. - If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? - They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. - Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. - Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. - Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - What if there were no hypothetical questions? - One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. -Where does your lap go when you stand up? -How far is up? -What is the speed of dark? [/QUOTE]
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