warpaint
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone that thinks their stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful." said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Johnny, "Giving up?"
Little Johnny's math teacher saw he wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful." said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Johnny, "Giving up?"
Little Johnny's math teacher saw he wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
