Like virginity on prom night

Dave":1pojq4pb said:
&*%$#@!!* I knew there was a reason I wanted to go to prom...... and I had that dang broken leg and was on crutches....^&*$#!!

You didn't miss anything but a fat girl in the backseat and a chaffing afterwards cause you lost your underwear in the process
And the unpleasant memories of it the rest of your life
 
Dave":xk1sovf9 said:
&*%$#@!!* I knew there was a reason I wanted to go to prom...... and I had that dang broken leg and was on crutches....^&*$#!!
Talk about missing out... You could have had SOOOO much sympathy to cash in on. :nod:
 
Darn! Why do I alway miss the exciting post ..... Or the post to make me mad? On second thought may be good I missed it.
 
cross_7":14kij3xz said:
Dave":14kij3xz said:
&*%$#@!!* I knew there was a reason I wanted to go to prom...... and I had that dang broken leg and was on crutches....^&*$#!!

You didn't miss anything but a fat girl in the backseat and a chaffing afterwards cause you lost your underwear in the process
And the unpleasant memories of it the rest of your life

Back seat wouldn't have worked with a cast that went from my toes to my crotch. Back seats are cramped enough under normal situations.
That brings up another question????? Didn't auto designers go to their prom nights?
 
You'd have about as good a chance of posting a bull on here that EVERYONE likes, as you would finding one at a prom these days.

I think you have to go to a Jr. High dance for that.
 
Dave":12bqc1f7 said:
cross_7":12bqc1f7 said:
Dave":12bqc1f7 said:
&*%$#@!!* I knew there was a reason I wanted to go to prom...... and I had that dang broken leg and was on crutches....^&*$#!!

You didn't miss anything but a fat girl in the backseat and a chaffing afterwards cause you lost your underwear in the process
And the unpleasant memories of it the rest of your life

Back seat wouldn't have worked with a cast that went from my toes to my crotch. Back seats are cramped enough under normal situations.
That brings up another question????? Didn't auto designers go to their prom nights?

Why do you think the SUV was invented?
 
I was stood up for my senior prom (About an hour before). I had already bought everything of course. Many years later I was in my parents attic looking for something. I found a card board box labeled "The year __________ got stood up for prom". It had all the stuff in it. I guess my mom saved it for some reason. Not sure why, but it was definatly there.
 
Bigfoot":340j5wdl said:
I was stood up for my senior prom (About an hour before). I had already bought everything of course. Many years later I was in my parents attic looking for something. I found a card board box labeled "The year __________ got stood up for prom". It had all the stuff in it. I guess my mom saved it for some reason. Not sure why, but it was definatly there.

So did you end up ringing her bell then dumping her for her best friend ? :D
 
cross_7":18xf714k said:
Bigfoot":18xf714k said:
I was stood up for my senior prom (About an hour before). I had already bought everything of course. Many years later I was in my parents attic looking for something. I found a card board box labeled "The year __________ got stood up for prom". It had all the stuff in it. I guess my mom saved it for some reason. Not sure why, but it was definatly there.

So did you end up ringing her bell then dumping her for her best friend ? :D

She was retaliating for some bad choices I had made. She defenatly had the last laugh.
 

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