A teacher doing grad studies was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children
the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify
them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red.......cherry
Yellow.......lemon
Green.......lime
Orange.orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating
them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. Well,
he said, I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother may possibly call
your father at times. One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and
yelled Oh my God!! They're assholes!!!
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children
the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify
them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red.......cherry
Yellow.......lemon
Green.......lime
Orange.orange.
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating
them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. Well,
he said, I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother may possibly call
your father at times. One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and
yelled Oh my God!! They're assholes!!!
