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<blockquote data-quote="S.R.R." data-source="post: 210645" data-attributes="member: 1442"><p>>A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and </p><p>>> spotted the most </p><p>>> beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over </p><p>>> to inspect it closer. </p><p>>> </p><p>>> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather </p><p>>> upholstery, an unexpected </p><p>>> little burst of flatulence escaped her. </p><p>>> </p><p>>> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see </p><p>>> if anyone had </p><p>>> noticed. </p><p>>> </p><p>>> There standing behind her was a salesman with a </p><p>>> pleasant smile who </p><p>>> greeted her, "Good day, Madame, how may we help you </p><p>>> today?" </p><p>>> </p><p>>> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and </p><p>>> acting as though nothing </p><p>>> had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what </p><p>>> is the price of this </p><p>>> lovely vehicle?" </p><p>>> </p><p>>> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm </p><p>>> very sorry to say </p><p>>> that if you farted from just touching it, you're </p><p>>> gonna **** when you </p><p>>> hear the price. </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="S.R.R., post: 210645, member: 1442"] >A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and >> spotted the most >> beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over >> to inspect it closer. >> >> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather >> upholstery, an unexpected >> little burst of flatulence escaped her. >> >> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see >> if anyone had >> noticed. >> >> There standing behind her was a salesman with a >> pleasant smile who >> greeted her, "Good day, Madame, how may we help you >> today?" >> >> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and >> acting as though nothing >> had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what >> is the price of this >> lovely vehicle?" >> >> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm >> very sorry to say >> that if you farted from just touching it, you're >> gonna **** when you >> hear the price. > [/QUOTE]
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