>A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and
>> spotted the most
>> beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over
>> to inspect it closer.
>>
>> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
>> upholstery, an unexpected
>> little burst of flatulence escaped her.
>>
>> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see
>> if anyone had
>> noticed.
>>
>> There standing behind her was a salesman with a
>> pleasant smile who
>> greeted her, "Good day, Madame, how may we help you
>> today?"
>>
>> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
>> acting as though nothing
>> had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what
>> is the price of this
>> lovely vehicle?"
>>
>> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
>> very sorry to say
>> that if you farted from just touching it, you're
>> gonna **** when you
>> hear the price.
>
>> spotted the most
>> beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over
>> to inspect it closer.
>>
>> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather
>> upholstery, an unexpected
>> little burst of flatulence escaped her.
>>
>> Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see
>> if anyone had
>> noticed.
>>
>> There standing behind her was a salesman with a
>> pleasant smile who
>> greeted her, "Good day, Madame, how may we help you
>> today?"
>>
>> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
>> acting as though nothing
>> had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what
>> is the price of this
>> lovely vehicle?"
>>
>> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
>> very sorry to say
>> that if you farted from just touching it, you're
>> gonna **** when you
>> hear the price.
>
hilarious
