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Letters Sent at Christmas
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<blockquote data-quote="MistyMorning" data-source="post: 472324" data-attributes="member: 6826"><p>The following are a few suggestions I thought of for you after receiving about a gazillion of those letters over the years.</p><p></p><p>Do lie your a$$ off about everything. </p><p></p><p>For example if your son "little johnny" has finally been expelled from school for all of the "artwork" he did in the boys can. You write it as "little johnny", after a recent showing of his artwork, has been accepted to the fine arts academy of home schools.</p><p></p><p>Do mention something about how much money you made over the year.(remember lie here!) DO NOT mention that your accountant is now living in Mexico after forgetting to pay your last three years payroll taxes. </p><p></p><p>It would be sweet if you added a little side note about your "wimmens". You could include something about your largess. (didn't you add the electric to their double wide this past year?)</p><p></p><p>The only other thing to add is have Mrs. Crowder edit the letter for any gross misrepresentations, misspellings etc. After she reads it she will more than likely turn it over and use the backside for her grocery list. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MistyMorning, post: 472324, member: 6826"] The following are a few suggestions I thought of for you after receiving about a gazillion of those letters over the years. Do lie your a$$ off about everything. For example if your son "little johnny" has finally been expelled from school for all of the "artwork" he did in the boys can. You write it as "little johnny", after a recent showing of his artwork, has been accepted to the fine arts academy of home schools. Do mention something about how much money you made over the year.(remember lie here!) DO NOT mention that your accountant is now living in Mexico after forgetting to pay your last three years payroll taxes. It would be sweet if you added a little side note about your "wimmens". You could include something about your largess. (didn't you add the electric to their double wide this past year?) The only other thing to add is have Mrs. Crowder edit the letter for any gross misrepresentations, misspellings etc. After she reads it she will more than likely turn it over and use the backside for her grocery list. :P [/QUOTE]
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