Tommy Ruyle
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Steven was rubbing the palm of his wife Kay during her labor contractions when he drifted off to sleep.
He awoke to her hand flailing in his face.
"If you don't rub my hand during my contractions, you won't be in the room for the next delivery," she threatened.
Steven slapped some cold water on his face and began rubbing in earnest.
Warned Kay, "In fact, if you fall asleep again, you won't even be there for the conception."
He awoke to her hand flailing in his face.
"If you don't rub my hand during my contractions, you won't be in the room for the next delivery," she threatened.
Steven slapped some cold water on his face and began rubbing in earnest.
Warned Kay, "In fact, if you fall asleep again, you won't even be there for the conception."