John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the
>>corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says,
>>"What's in the box, little lady?"
>>Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
>>John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
>>"Democrats," says Little Hannah.
>>"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way. A couple of days later,
>>John Kerry is running with his buddy Teddy Kennedy and he spies Little
>>Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Teddy, "You gotta check
>>this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.
>>Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those
>>little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they
>>are."
>>Little Hannah replies, "They're republicans."
>>"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise. "I came by here the other
>>day and you told me they were Democrats. What's changed?"
>>"Well," Little Hannah explains, pointing into the box. "their eyes are
>>open now."
>>corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says,
>>"What's in the box, little lady?"
>>Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
>>John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
>>"Democrats," says Little Hannah.
>>"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way. A couple of days later,
>>John Kerry is running with his buddy Teddy Kennedy and he spies Little
>>Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Teddy, "You gotta check
>>this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.
>>Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those
>>little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they
>>are."
>>Little Hannah replies, "They're republicans."
>>"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise. "I came by here the other
>>day and you told me they were Democrats. What's changed?"
>>"Well," Little Hannah explains, pointing into the box. "their eyes are
>>open now."
