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txag

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John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the
>>corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says,
>>"What's in the box, little lady?"

>>Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

>>John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

>>"Democrats," says Little Hannah.

>>"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way. A couple of days later,
>>John Kerry is running with his buddy Teddy Kennedy and he spies Little
>>Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Teddy, "You gotta check
>>this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.

>>Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box Teddy, isn't that cute? Look at those
>>little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they
>>are."

>>Little Hannah replies, "They're republicans."
>>"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise. "I came by here the other
>>day and you told me they were Democrats. What's changed?"
>>"Well," Little Hannah explains, pointing into the box. "their eyes are
>>open now."
 
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The best joke in this one was about the bloated, alcoholic, tub of lard running. Unless, of course, he was leaving the scene of an accident.
 

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Texan":3kr8ue2m said:
The best joke in this one was about the bloated, alcoholic, tub of lard running. Unless, of course, he was leaving the scene of an accident.
Wish it was true. But that SOB aint no joke. He and his family has done more harm to this country than any one that I can think of.
 

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la4angus":24fdsh9s said:
Texan":24fdsh9s said:
The best joke in this one was about the bloated, alcoholic, tub of lard running. Unless, of course, he was leaving the scene of an accident.
Wish it was true. But that SOB aint no joke. He and his family has done more harm to this country than any one that I can think of.


la4 your right about that..
 

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la4angus":a4rowdtq said:
Texan":a4rowdtq said:
The best joke in this one was about the bloated, alcoholic, tub of lard running. Unless, of course, he was leaving the scene of an accident.
Wish it was true. But that SOB aint no joke. He and his family has done more harm to this country than any one that I can think of.


la4 your right about that..
 
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