Kayaking Accident

[TexasBred]

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?² Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the really great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

 

[Dave]

I guess that would be kind of funny, if you haven't actually known people who became crab bait in Alaska.

 

[TexasBred]

I guess that would be kind of funny, if you haven't actually known people who became crab bait in Alaska.

Sorry you can't loosen up a little and "smile". ;-)

 

[Dave]

I certainly smile. A lot. It just sort of hit me wrong this morning. Got me thinking about several people that I use to know who went to the bottom in Alaska. I realize the intent was humor and I should have just kept my mouth shut.

 

[Lammie]

That's funny in a sick, sad way. But funny...

 

[TexasBred]

Sorry to hear that Dave. My apologies.

 

[GMN]

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?² Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the really great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

That joke reminds me of a Patricia Cornwell novel, only that was a lady used as bait for alligators-pretty morbid joke too

 

[TexasBred]

lol, GMN some of my Louisiana friends can tell you how they "troll" for alligators and the type bait they use. ;-)

 

[RobinFarmandRanch]

lol, GMN some of my Louisiana friends can tell you how they "troll" for alligators and the type bait they use. ;-)

HAHAHA. this is true.

 

[GMN]

lol, GMN some of my Louisiana friends can tell you how they "troll" for alligators and the type bait they use. ;-)

Do tell....

 

[3waycross]

lol, GMN some of my Louisiana friends can tell you how they "troll" for alligators and the type bait they use. ;-)

Do tell....

Use you imagination. It shouldn't be hard to figure out. :nod:

 

[kenny thomas]

Is your neighbor named Amos Moses?

 

[Ryder]

lol, GMN some of my Louisiana friends can tell you how they "troll" for alligators and the type bait they use. ;-)

HAHAHA. this is true.

'Nuff said! :secret: :secret:

 

[curtis]

lol, GMN some of my Louisiana friends can tell you how they "troll" for alligators and the type bait they use. ;-)

HAHAHA. this is true.

'Nuff said! :secret: :secret:

Good bait but remove tenny shoes first.

 

[upfrombottom]

Good bait but remove tenny shoes first.

And gold chains.