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Tommy Ruyle

Tommy Ruyle

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Two blondes with hammers, Sue and Tracey, were doing some carpentry work on a house. Sue, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Tracey, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Sue explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end; and I throw them away."

Tracey got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house."
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'' :D
 
why thank you just for me :pretty: I am honoured, but I know there are some more blondes out there on these boards.

I have a bag of nails like that with heads on the wrong side, I keep them in draw in the shed they may come in handy one day, if the neighbor needs his fence fixed. ;-) :help:

VAN....where are you????? no comments :(
 
Here is another one for Chrisy

A man hears on the radio that someone is driving the wrong direction on the freeway. He knows his wife was traveling on that same freeway so he calls her to warn her. He reaches her on the cell phone and tells her to be careful because some idiot is driving the wrong way on that freeway. She replies "What do you mean AN idiot? They are ALL going the wrong way!!!"
 
Gate Opener":12y6th52 said:
Here is another one for Chrisy

A man hears on the radio that someone is driving the wrong direction on the freeway. He knows his wife was traveling on that same freeway so he calls her to warn her. He reaches her on the cell phone and tells her to be careful because some idiot is driving the wrong way on that freeway. She replies "What do you mean AN idiot? They are ALL going the wrong way!!!"
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that sounds about right :lol:

Van...thanks for that. Chrisy jokes indeed :roll: :clap: :nod:
 

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