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Ellie May

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What does the word "Pasteurize" mean?

Too far to see

Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?

The farmer had cold hands.

What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?

"It's just an udder day"

How does a farmer count a herd of cows?

With a Cowlculator

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do call a cow that has just had a calf?

Decalfenated

I dunno that they were funny!!!! :lol:

Ellie May
 

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