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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 1035409" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Times was hard. The feller had lost his job, lost his house to a tornado and the engine blew up on his car. He had nothing but a bushel of peaches. He started to town to try and sell the peaches to raise some funds for necessities. Knocked on a door and drop dead gorgeous lady opened the door wearing nothing but a smile. He stuttered and asked "Wanna buy some peaches"?? She said "Are they firm like my breast"?? He answered "Absolutely they are". She said do they have fuzz on them like I do as she rubbed her hands over her body in every place. he answered absolutely and suddenly began crying uncontrollably. She asked him "what's wrong"?? He said, first I lost my job then a storm blew away my house, then my car blew up on me and now I'm fixin' to get screwed out of my peaches. :shock:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 1035409, member: 6897"] Times was hard. The feller had lost his job, lost his house to a tornado and the engine blew up on his car. He had nothing but a bushel of peaches. He started to town to try and sell the peaches to raise some funds for necessities. Knocked on a door and drop dead gorgeous lady opened the door wearing nothing but a smile. He stuttered and asked "Wanna buy some peaches"?? She said "Are they firm like my breast"?? He answered "Absolutely they are". She said do they have fuzz on them like I do as she rubbed her hands over her body in every place. he answered absolutely and suddenly began crying uncontrollably. She asked him "what's wrong"?? He said, first I lost my job then a storm blew away my house, then my car blew up on me and now I'm fixin' to get screwed out of my peaches. :shock: [/QUOTE]
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