A 92 year old Montana rancher went to his doctor for his annual physical.
As usual, the doctor asked how he was doing, any ailments, ect.
The old man smiled at the doctor with is famous, toothless grin and stated "Doc, never felt better. Get up at 5 every morning and put in a good days work. Got married to a gourgous 19 year old and she is pregnant with my baby, what do you think of that?
The doctor stood there with his hand on his chin looking this old guy over and said " Let me tell you a story"
A man went on a bear hunt up in the mountains. In his excitement of the trip, he forgot his rifle. Among the equipment he had was this umbrella. Well, the first morning on the trial, he came upon a big,
black bear heading his way. In the excitement of all this, he aimed that umbrella at the bear, popped it open and yelled BANG. He waited a minute, looked over the umbrella and there lay the bear dead as a door nail. The doctor looked at the old man and said, "what do you think of that story?"
The old man thought a minute and stated "Doc, that is impossible, someone else shot that bear".
The doctor said "That's exactly the point I'm trying to make!!!"
As usual, the doctor asked how he was doing, any ailments, ect.
The old man smiled at the doctor with is famous, toothless grin and stated "Doc, never felt better. Get up at 5 every morning and put in a good days work. Got married to a gourgous 19 year old and she is pregnant with my baby, what do you think of that?
The doctor stood there with his hand on his chin looking this old guy over and said " Let me tell you a story"
A man went on a bear hunt up in the mountains. In his excitement of the trip, he forgot his rifle. Among the equipment he had was this umbrella. Well, the first morning on the trial, he came upon a big,
black bear heading his way. In the excitement of all this, he aimed that umbrella at the bear, popped it open and yelled BANG. He waited a minute, looked over the umbrella and there lay the bear dead as a door nail. The doctor looked at the old man and said, "what do you think of that story?"
The old man thought a minute and stated "Doc, that is impossible, someone else shot that bear".
The doctor said "That's exactly the point I'm trying to make!!!"