Victoria
Well-known member
> > Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about
> >Albertans:
> >
> >
> >If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live
> >in Alberta .
> >
> >If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
> >work there, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alberta.
> >
> >If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
> >wrong number, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend,
> >you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
> >in Alberta .
> >
> >If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again in
> >the same day, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
> >without flinching, you live in Alberta
> >
> >If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both<
> >BR>unlocked, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
> >you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
> >live in Alberta .
> >
> >If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> >snow, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
> >construction, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
> >Alberta .
> >
> >If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in
> >Alberta.
> >
> >If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
> >Alberta friends, you live in Alberta
> >Albertans:
> >
> >
> >If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live
> >in Alberta .
> >
> >If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
> >work there, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Alberta.
> >
> >If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
> >wrong number, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend,
> >you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
> >in Alberta .
> >
> >If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again in
> >the same day, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
> >without flinching, you live in Alberta
> >
> >If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both<
> >BR>unlocked, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
> >you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
> >live in Alberta .
> >
> >If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
> >snow, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
> >construction, you live in Alberta .
> >
> >If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
> >Alberta .
> >
> >If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in
> >Alberta.
> >
> >If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
> >Alberta friends, you live in Alberta