It's A-comin..........

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Subject: It's a comin.......



Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in El Paso, Texas, while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian from Lame Deer, Montana; another is a Texas cowboy on his way to Dallas for a livestock show; and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived in the U.S. from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.

Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.

The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few.'

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward. 'Once my people were few,' he sneers,'and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?'

The cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl:

'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'...
 
TexasBred":12j3s77w said:
'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'...

It's bigger than that. The whole world will come down on them when it comes down to it.
 
Wewild":3nvprrdu said:
TexasBred":3nvprrdu said:
'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'...

It's bigger than that. The whole world will come down on them when it comes down to it.


YEP!!!! About 5 min after they run out of oil. :roll:
 
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Sounds like a pretty good plan im all for it hopefully we will start drilling and not relieing on them and can help the wolr out so we can come down on them but what am im talking about the environmentalists will never let us drill or extend the pipeline 50 miles even tho them cariboue live next to it and like it cause it stays warmer by the pipeline due to heat given off from it and it keeps the grass by it greener for a longer period of time. They wont trade that little speck of land all full of oil for how many millions of acres that dont have oil in it either. Oh well what do you do. ITs a good plan tho and i always liked playin a cowboy as a kid would like to do it again some time.
 
chrisy":3qv2v4cy said:
Can I come and be a cowgirl....yee ha! :hat: :banana:

Chrisy as long as you have been hangin around here you are probably well on your way already. You just need the outfit.
 
Wewild":2mfjpj66 said:
TexasBred":2mfjpj66 said:
'That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'...

It's bigger than that. The whole world will come down on them when it comes down to it.

Sadly, I be thinkin right about now that tha whole world be far more likely ta turn on us than tha muslims
 
He{{ they aready have. Those who have are always hated by those who have not, and it doesn't seem to matter how many times you save their bacon, or blow their bacon right out of the water, they still hate us in the end.

I firmly believe that if push came to shove, and I mean down and dirty. The only friends we really have are the British and maybe the Canadians.

climbing down off my soapbox not. Thank you
 
chrisy":zf0hmhc6 said:
Can I come and be a cowgirl....yee ha! :hat: :banana:

Sure but you'd better hurry up and immigrate over here. From what I've been reading about Blighty you're not far away from having to don a burka before you step out the front door to go shopping in Londonistan.

...and better bring Piglet with you, I hear they don't like him either.
 
milesvb":coy0s8sh said:
chrisy":coy0s8sh said:
Can I come and be a cowgirl....yee ha! :hat: :banana:

Sure but you'd better hurry up and immigrate over here. From what I've been reading about Blighty you're not far away from having to don a burka before you step out the front door to go shopping in Londonistan.

...and better bring Piglet with you, I hear they don't like him either.

Miles,, :clap: :clap: :clap: I had to e-mail that answer to my Brother he like me had tears rolling down the face. It's a clasic, how true it is, they are about to open a new Railway station in London and it will be called Shoreditch as that is where it is, but some (most) of the people that live there have asked the Transport office to change the name to Balngla Town as that is what they have unoffically renamed Shoreditch. What a Bl**dy cheeck. and this STUPID Country says nothing about it. :mad: makes my blood boil.
 

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