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<blockquote data-quote="3waycross" data-source="post: 866537" data-attributes="member: 6713"><p>An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her</p><p>period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore</p><p>and buys a pregnancy kit.</p><p></p><p>The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,</p><p>crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I</p><p>want to know!"</p><p></p><p>The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a</p><p>Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man</p><p>with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a</p><p>Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the</p><p>father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your</p><p>daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of</p><p>my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all</p><p>costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.</p><p>Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail</p><p>stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank</p><p>account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and</p><p>a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and</p><p>$2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you</p><p>suggest I do?"</p><p></p><p>At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,</p><p>places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the</p><p>eyes and tells him "You gonna try again."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="3waycross, post: 866537, member: 6713"] An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?” At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him “You gonna try again.” [/QUOTE]
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