It made me chuckle...

[millstreaminn]

I was having a long day at the car wash yesterday, nothing was going right. Two old timers came in and the one said, "You are busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest." The other one said, "Yep, he sure is. He's even busier than a cat covering **** on a tin roof and carrying dirt a mile." We all laughed. These were two saying i never heard before. Made the day seem not so bad.

 

[Alice]

I've heard the "one legged man in an ass kicking contest," but I hadn't heard the one about the cat. That's funny. :lol:

Alice

 

[MikeC]

Busier than a "One Armed" guitar player.

 

[backhoeboogie]

I've always heard it as a hot tin roof.

 

[xbred]

once herad a man say "faster than a minnow can swim a nickle dipper."