Isom Arrested

[Caustic Burno]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/04/3- ... latestnews

 

[CKC1586]

Uh oh. :?

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

What a bunch of fools. Don't they realize Bigfoot lives in Kentucky, about 2 hours north of me?

 

[Jogeephus]

Fools for sure. Everyone knows bigfoot doesn't bark - he howls.

 

[Isomade]

Yea, I made a mistake. I was sure Bigfoot was on me when I shot. I don't think the 2 gallons of moonshine had anything to do with it. I would like to apologize to Cal for shooting him. I'm telling ya though, Bigfoot was there. He just jumped out of the way and Cal took a round to the buttock. The lying to the police came about to protect Cal when we discovered he was wearing pink thong panties.

 

[greybeard]

Yea, I made a mistake. I was sure Bigfoot was on me when I shot. I don't think the 2 gallons of moonshine had anything to do with it. I would like to apologize to Cal for shooting him. I'm telling ya though, Bigfoot was there. He just jumped out of the way and Cal took a round to the buttock. The lying to the police came about to protect Cal when we discovered he was wearing pink thong panties.

We don't want to know how you "discovered" (UN-covered?) that.............

 

[Isomade]

Yea, I made a mistake. I was sure Bigfoot was on me when I shot. I don't think the 2 gallons of moonshine had anything to do with it. I would like to apologize to Cal for shooting him. I'm telling ya though, Bigfoot was there. He just jumped out of the way and Cal took a round to the buttock. The lying to the police came about to protect Cal when we discovered he was wearing pink thong panties.

We don't want to know how you "discovered" (UN-covered?) that.............

Well, all I know was I shot him in the azz. CB started running around excitedly screaming for everyone to go to the house while he "checked" the wound. Next thing I hear is CB say "Thank God for Victorias Secret."

 

[greybeard]

EEEUU :shock: :shock: :secret: :secret: :secret: :help: :help: :help: :help:

 

[Limomike]

Now theres a picture I didnt need to imagine....

 

[greybeard]

What has been seen--even mentally--cannot be unseen

 

[inyati13]

What a bunch of fools. Don't they realize Bigfoot lives in Kentucky, about 2 hours north of me?

More to the NE, Larry. He and I have shared more than one drink in my hayloft since I been back in KY. Didn't you hear that story? I found a big pair of woman's panties in my hayloft. I knew only one woman in the county big enough to fit a pair of panties that size. So I watched her. Sure enough she was going up into my hayloft. Where I spied on her, I learned she was having an affair with Bigfoot. She realized we were onto her and she never came back, but Bigfoot and I got to be good friends. He loves cigars and good Kentucky Whiskey, unlike the Bigfoot feller that contributes to this forum.

 

[greybeard]

And this is how we found out that Inyati is a voyeur............... :shock: :shock:

 

[Bigfoot]

Last winter, I went to the gun and knife show when it came to town. It really sucked as far as a gun sale. the most exciting thing I saw was a guy shoot himself in the butt putting a 9mm pistol in his hip pocket. it looked painful, or atleast he acted like it hurt. My condolences to Cal.

 

[Caustic Burno]

Yea, I made a mistake. I was sure Bigfoot was on me when I shot. I don't think the 2 gallons of moonshine had anything to do with it. I would like to apologize to Cal for shooting him. I'm telling ya though, Bigfoot was there. He just jumped out of the way and Cal took a round to the buttock. The lying to the police came about to protect Cal when we discovered he was wearing pink thong panties.

We don't want to know how you "discovered" (UN-covered?) that.............

Well, all I know was I shot him in the azz. CB started running around excitedly screaming for everyone to go to the house while he "checked" the wound. Next thing I hear is CB say "Thank God for Victorias Secret."

That stuck me so dam funny, nothing comes to mind to slap the boy down with.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Last winter, I went to the gun and knife show when it came to town. It really sucked as far as a gun sale. the most exciting thing I saw was a guy shoot himself in the butt putting a 9mm pistol in his hip pocket. it looked painful, or atleast he acted like it hurt. My condolences to Cal.

Well that was fairly random wasn't it?

 

[inyati13]

Last winter, I went to the gun and knife show when it came to town. It really sucked as far as a gun sale. the most exciting thing I saw was a guy shoot himself in the butt putting a 9mm pistol in his hip pocket. it looked painful, or atleast he acted like it hurt. My condolences to Cal.

Well that was fairly random wasn't it?

Larry, I think he saw the bigfoot subject and needed to contribute something. You know you could hurt someone's feelings Larry, the way you say things now and then. Haven 't you noticed how careful I am. Might want to take a lesson there.

 

[Bigfoot]

Last winter, I went to the gun and knife show when it came to town. It really sucked as far as a gun sale. the most exciting thing I saw was a guy shoot himself in the butt putting a 9mm pistol in his hip pocket. it looked painful, or atleast he acted like it hurt. MY CONDOLENCES TO CAL

Well that was fairly random wasn't it?

random with out the condolences. With the condolence it's funny to me. Inyati. I've been married 20 years. I don't have any feelings left to hurt.

 

[inyati13]

Last winter, I went to the gun and knife show when it came to town. It really sucked as far as a gun sale. the most exciting thing I saw was a guy shoot himself in the butt putting a 9mm pistol in his hip pocket. it looked painful, or atleast he acted like it hurt. MY CONDOLENCES TO CAL

Well that was fairly random wasn't it?

random with out the condolences. With the condolence it's funny to me. Inyati. I've been married 20 years. I don't have any feelings left to hurt.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :tiphat:
Your byline is true, ain't it.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Last winter, I went to the gun and knife show when it came to town. It really sucked as far as a gun sale. the most exciting thing I saw was a guy shoot himself in the butt putting a 9mm pistol in his hip pocket. it looked painful, or atleast he acted like it hurt. MY CONDOLENCES TO CAL

Well that was fairly random wasn't it?

random with out the condolences. With the condolence it's funny to me. Inyati. I've been married 20 years. I don't have any feelings left to hurt.

Well Ron, I guess I'm just dense, oops, I just hurt my own feelings, but I don't know who Cal is in the story Bigfoot told so it struck me as random.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings Bigfoot. Not my intention at all which I thought was abundantly clear by the smiley face.

 

[Bigfoot]

I may be wrong I usually am. I thought isom shot cal in the butt.

Until someone slaps my mother, or insults my wife's chastity, I usually don't get upset.