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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'.. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Dam' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, 'Dam, Dam !'

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

'By'Jeebers.... I'm a little crocked,' he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No dam' way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ' Dam it ' and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night ?'

Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was really crocked. But how'd you know?'



'Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub.
 

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I like that one.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
 
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Lammie":34vtu3k2 said:
I like that one.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!


lolol, way to go Lammie....speaking of "coops"....got one yesterday as I am now the owner of 3 totally worthless young geese. :dunce:
 

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TexasBred":1qr9ofmo said:
Lammie":1qr9ofmo said:
I like that one.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!


lolol, way to go Lammie....speaking of "coops"....got one yesterday as I am now the owner of 3 totally worthless young geese. :dunce:

Geese are disgusting. Goose poop is disgusting and that's all they seem to do.
 

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:lol2: :lol2: Reminds me of the quote from Frank Sinatra (i think) "I was doing just fine leaving the bar till somebody stepped on my hand".
 

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Lammie":1hb9v4e0 said:
TexasBred":1hb9v4e0 said:
Lammie":1hb9v4e0 said:
I like that one.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!


lolol, way to go Lammie....speaking of "coops"....got one yesterday as I am now the owner of 3 totally worthless young geese. :dunce:

Geese are disgusting. Goose poop is disgusting and that's all they seem to do.

and bite you on the bum if you show them your back.
 

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Lammie":ix2dlhld said:
TexasBred":ix2dlhld said:
Lammie":ix2dlhld said:
I like that one.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!


lolol, way to go Lammie....speaking of "coops"....got one yesterday as I am now the owner of 3 totally worthless young geese. :dunce:

Geese are disgusting. Goose poop is disgusting and that's all they seem to do.

That reminds me of the beginning of the movie "Patton" when he says we're going to go through the Germans like crap through a goose.
 
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