Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man
driving very erratically through the streets of
Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he
had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the
lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven
pints. And then there was something called "Happy
Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are
quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to
drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in
for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know.
Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle
for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat
until he located his bottle of whiskey,
which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll
need you to step out of the car and take a
breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe
me???!!!"
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A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of
a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
driving very erratically through the streets of
Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he
had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the
lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven
pints. And then there was something called "Happy
Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are
quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to
drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in
for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know.
Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle
for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat
until he located his bottle of whiskey,
which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll
need you to step out of the car and take a
breathalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe
me???!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of
a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
